Richard
Moore's Straight
Talk Columns
Council's
terminal velocity a killer
3/8/2010
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TU, Brute?
That
must be the Julius Caesar-like feeling a Tauranga businessman has
towards the city council after closing the doors on his high-profile
shop.
Des
Oborn has pulled the pin on the Copy Corner, blaming council roadworks
in and around the civic centre block for making it impossible to
continue to fight to stay open.
The
roadworks are a pain and if I were a retailer there I'd be spitting
tacks at the council's decision to put the enlarged bus centre in
Willow St.
Parking
is impossible, the ticketing vultures hover with evil relish, and
the large wire fences are an eyesore. The councillors who voted
for the terminus there were told what would happen to nearby retailers
but they either didn't care or were too locked into the plan with
the lure of a large New Zealand Transit Authority handout to listen
to business people and be prepared to change their minds.
``We
know what's best, we'll do as we like,'' they would have thought
as they held out their hands and still demanded rates from the businesses
they were about to do over.
In
these nasty financial times it's all okay if you are a bureaucrat
or an elected official on public pay, but when you are a retailer
struggling to survive even the smallest thing can send you under
and cost real workers jobs.
The
closure of Copy Corner has cost four full-time positions and more
businesses and jobs are likely to go as other shops succumb during
downtown's preventable death phase.
It
goes to show that many Tauranga City councillors do not understand
how tough life is for retailers.
But
why should that matter to them. It's not as if they listen to what
people say anyway.
As
the great bard Will Shakespeare said ``Blush, blush, thou lump of
cruel deformity."
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I
know the North Koreans are a pack of starving nuclear-wannabes who
have a penchant for sinking South Korean naval ships but now they've
shown themselves up to be really bad sports as well.
During
the World Cup the North Korean soccer team lost all three of their
games and now have had to face the music. Actually, music isn't
quite the word, it's more like abuse.
The
players and coach were subjected to a public six-hour barrage of
criticism at a hall in Pyongyang for ``betraying'' the communist
nation's ideological struggle and there are reports of the coach's
life being threatened by the little muppet who runs the place, Kim
Jong-Il.
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From
the If Only NZ Courts Were This Tough files comes a followup to
the case of one Matthew Clemmens, 21, an American baseball fan.
Clemmens - better known as Chuck to his mates - was the trailer-trash
chap who deliberately vomited on an off-duty cop and his daughter
at a baseball game.
In New Zealand the copper and gal would have been blamed and Clemmens
would have got away with his disgusting act, but in the Good ol'
US of A he was banged away for up to three months in jail.
Not
only that but he got two years' probation and 50 hours of community
service.
Maybe
we should send our judges on how-to-sentence-crims courses in America?
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Chris
Carter's bumbled plot against Labour leader Phil Goff had all the
makings of a great movie, but instead of Kill Phil we got to see
Carry On Coup instead.
Carter
is obviously in need of something a little more than a hug from
his partner - he needs to be given a medical.
He
has been in the gun over expenses, taking an unauthorised venture
to foreign climes - and now the botched revolt.
Coming
up soon is his expulsion from the Labour Party over his idiocy.
Ah well, guess you'll have plenty of time for another overseas trip
Chris.
Shame
you'll have to fund it yourself. Ooops, no, hang on - if he does
fall on his sword Carter is expected to get a $1200 weekly pension
and discounts on flights. So even after they go they're still sucking
the life out of us aren't they?
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Now
you don't tend to hear a lot out of the vampiric lands of Romania
but this one is a beauty.
Being
filled with peasant farmers tilling the fields with garlic around
their necks, Romania is not regarded as having the sharpest tools
in the shed.
Certainly
not the 35-year-old guy who tried to repair a family heirloom -
a metal soil tamper with a lovely shiny brass bottom.
He
started up the blowtorch to fix the metal handle but it was only
when he flew, mortally wounded, over the neighbour's fence he realised
that the World War II shell his father had been banging hard on
the ground for 70 years was still in perfect working order.''
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